Tanning Bed Bulbs

Or, How to Make a Vampire Run for his Life!

For centuries, folklore has abounded about deathly pale vampires who avoid the sun, transform into bats at night, suck blood from dainty damsels, and in general make a scary spectacle of themselves. If you, Mulder-like in your acceptance of all things supernatural, were to believe that vampires exist even in this age of global warming, the last place you would encounter one of these sun-fearing palefaces would be the tanning bed, lit in all its glory by tanning bed bulbs.

So many choices

Most people, however, use the powerful tanning bed bulbs, not as a modern equivalent of the garlic or the cross, but to get an attractive tan, a la George Hamilton and Farrah Fawcett. With more and more people opting for a healthy, tanned look as opposed to the anemic pallor deemed fashionable in the Victorian period, most tanning bed bulb manufacturers have mastered the elusive art of combining high-output power with safe tanning techniques.

Our top 6 tanning bed bulb picks: